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July 13, 2003
pigskin neurosis..
i just realized the other day that all my non-esther time (qualified as when esther is either not around or not conscious) is dominated entirely by football. ill explicate by example..
- the very first thing i do every mornin when i get up (and while esther is takin a shower) is head straight for the computer and check how my simulated fantasy football team did (one quarter of a game is played out overnite)..
- the last thing i do each nite, even when i am deathly exhausted, is review my fantasy team before the simulation..
- when esther is takin a nap, i gingerly creep downstairs and start up my gamecube. madden 2003 provides a high like no other..
- "when im runnin into second and i feel somethin beckon", i make sure and grab a fantasy football magazine to read while takin care of business. if only i studied this diligently for school, id be the frickin ruler of the universe..
all this evidence points to the fact that i remain a fanatic..
those who know me understand that is wut sets me apart from the rest of the "normal" population. and although i am at times flattered to be labeled as such, i realize it may be my undoin..
..cuz sometimes, i dont hafta go. but i sit down in the bathroom anyways cuz i need my football fix..
Posted by chars at July 13, 2003 03:39 AM