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May 05, 2004
cinco de mayo..
happy mexican independence day!! wutever that means..
- one pet peeve of mine--actually, it cant just be a peeve i personally own since i cant imagine anyone else really disagreein w/ me--is when theres urine ALL OVER the ground next to and in front of the urinal. not just splashes here and there, but when theres one puddle extendin from one side to the other..
this egregious act exists at work for me. the janitor dutifully cleans the bafroom nightly, so in the mornin all is dry. by mid-afternoon nearly everyday, pee surrounds the urinal (we have one of those not embedded on the wall so it stands off the floor)..
now i can understand someone missin and hittin the ground behind the urinal. but IN FRONT OF IT??!! cmon!! where am i suppose to stand to pee??!! from five feet away?? do you know how much pressure i hafta exert to make that kinda distance?? and wut am i suppose to say when someone walks in behind me?? "uhhh, im just testin myself"..
anyways, that kills me. but i guess i can imagine worse things. like if someone missed the toilet--while takin a #2..
- esther was tellin me yester that i sound too formal in this blog. so i guess wut shes sayin is she d rather hear the real immature and idiotic me--the way i am w/ her..
hmm, i didnt think i was formalizin my speech at all. so if i am, how can i sound more norma--er, sorry--CHARLESlike (aka, abnormal)?
- for the dorks like me, this picture is not an image..
- i know i (was suppose to have) learned about ancient civilizations in high school. but now that im a little older, readin about em again/for-the-first-time is so enlightenin..
Posted by chars at May 5, 2004 05:47 PM